As many of you know, in 2012, Nibiru or Planet X or something will destroy the earth and everyone will die as the Mayans and Nostradamus pointed out. We only have three more years left.
I, Kevin Tran, will take hold the burden of pleasing every girl who does not want to die unpleased. I know you girls don’t want to die as virgins. This act sounds immoral, but I’m very selfless, so I am giving away my love and pleasure. I am kind and giving. I’m doing this for you.
2012 is coming, and maybe we will too.
