chillout dawgs, stop trying to grow up so early. as i’m trying to have 1 million (a milli) friends on myspace, i see a whole bunch of you homies with pictures next to big butt bottles of alcohol and people comment like “omg u so tite”. i don’t get it. slow down, you don’t need to be an alcoholic at 16 years old. or i see dudes with pictures of themselves smoking marijuanas. slow down, guys, we’ve just begun to grow mustaches the past couple years(unless you’re me, who was born with a beard and armpit hair), we need to be teenagers before we become adults. tons of kids are buying condoms with their lunch money and selling their yugioh cards to buy cigarettes. chill down dawgs, you have tons of years in college and whatever to drink and sex eachother; you don’t need a headstart, it just makes you look dumb. i don’t care if your myspace mood is “stonedasheck”
