Why I hate Cars

Pixar has come up with some great ideas for movies:when unseen, your toys come to life and live by their own, ants are involved in real dilemmas and situations, monsters have to scare little kids to power their monster world, the fish you have in your tank are trying to find their way out while their loved ones are finding them, superheroes exist, rats can cook and are cool, the future has a lonely robot.

And then there’s Cars. Where there is an alternate dimension of an all car civilization and they race? It really goes beyond my imagination. I can’t understand how and why cars live by themselves in this movie. What are the purposes of cars without people? Also, the movie glorifies Nascar and stuff, taking an already boring and lame subject and making an even more boring and lame movie.

“LET’S PUT FACES ON CARS AND HAVE THEM RACE EACH OTHER AND STUFF”

The other Pixar movies have been so clever and unique and then you have Cars, where it they put faces on cars and had them race each other and stuff. A secret universe without humans would never consist of just vehicles that are used to transport humans.

With fart jokes and Larry the Cable Guy, it definitely deserves to be my least favorite Pixar movie.

02/21/09 at 1:40am